One of the great privileges of spending your days with The Queen is the intriguing assortment of beings you encounter. And the insights they share. In passing just a few of these on to you, my fellow subject, I make no claims to be the model of a purposeful pooch. On the contrary, my early life with Her Majesty was a litany of embarrassment, from the time I caused the worst security breach at Buckingham Palace, to the way I disgraced myself on the leg of a particularly inappropriate VIP.